I have a really sick burn on my arm that no one is impressed with.

Christmas + depression show thank u for listening

I am wearin' a christmas sweater and a homemade ninja turtles shirt.

instead of washing ur hair just wear a hat that's what I do

I have a posse here like a hip hop guy so yes very nice

Dumb

music is dumb and everything is terrible

The chair I'm sitting in is not made for humans.

Halloween show party fun

u should go read matt's cool fanfic that he wrote

That time I had traecheitis #SteroidUse

I'm losing my voice help.

Remember that time I had a dream that I murdered a girl by bashing her in the head with a trophy?

That time I was really thirsty but simultaneously had to pee really bad.

the illest show because I'm actually sick rn. Also The Sleepies play live! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

real good songs n such

that's not my trick, that's my illusion

what is going on I'm going to throw up does anyone even read this?